Characters[]
- Jack Dahl
- Lizzie Dahl
- Robin (Monitoring)
- Carrie Kelley
- Oracle (Away)
Location[]
VOX Archive[]
- Carrie Kelley: Let's see... A Bellybuster Burger, a Junior Cheesy-Wheezy, a Big Belly Bucket of Fries, and two Soder Colas?
- Jack Dahl: Good show. That covers this little girl... but what am I eating?
- Lizzie Dahl: [giggle, snort] He's just jokin'. This is our order. Thank you... Such a dad-joke. come on, let's eat. I cannae believe they don't feed ye in the principal's office. What kind of practice is that now? What a load of bull- [paper unwrapping]
- Jack Dahl: Language, Lizzie. Now, as you so kindly reminded me... [paper unwrapping] I am your father. So I suppose the parental thing for me to do would be to discuss that this is the third time you've been given detention for fighting at school. We've been lucky so far and they have not suspended you, Lizzie... yet. [chewing]
- Lizzie Dahl: [slurping through straw] I dinnae what ye would expect me to do, dad? Those meanies were messin' with the Lawford boy. They would've hurt him real bad if I hadn't stepped in when I did, dad. It's what you would've-
- Jack Dahl: Lizzie, do you see this smile on my face? I'm not mad. Let's talk about your technique. [chewing]
- Lizzie Dahl: Me technique? [slurping through straw]
- Jack Dahl: Goad the bullies into attacking you. Insult them if you have to. Let them even land a blow or two if you have to sell it... Then after that, what you do is self-defense. Especially if you have witnesses to back you up. [chewing] Follow?
- Lizzie Dahl: Uh... I guess. Wait, so... [chewing] You're really not mad? Not even a wee bit angry?
- Jack Dahl: Mad? Quite the contrary, Lizzie. Now, I've got quite the "daddy dilemma". I need to ruffle your hair to prove I'm not mad at you, but my fingers are awful greasy from this burger... [Lizzie Dahl: Donae ye dare!] What to do? [hair ruffling, giggling, laughter]
Trivia and Notes[]
- Debut of Lizzie Dahl.